Women and Maps

There
is something about a map which just makes a woman freeze. And what does
not help matters is the fact that the men in our lives decide to give
us a session on map reading when they are driving, hopelessly lost and
obviously too proud to ask for directions.

Man: Hey I think I took a wrong turn.

Woman: Ok so let's stop and ask someone for directions.

Man: No, we have the Eicher City Map. Just tell me where does Hosur Road turn into Sankey's Road .

Woman: Oh no! Baby's chewed some parts of the map.

Man: No problem you just see where does the road curve.

Woman: Looks strange to me. I mean what are these pointed structures.

Man: You are holding the map upside down! Can't you see?

Woman: Sorry! Ok what did you want me to check? Its kinda complicated there are so many squiggles and lines and stuff.

Man: Those are just roads and turns. Please do me a favor find Hosur road on this map.

Woman: It's such a huge map. Give me moment will you? Will that be on the left side of the map or the right?

Man:
Here give me the map let me see it myself. See it is so simple take the
next right then the left, we get to a T junction and then another
right. Bingo!

Woman: Hey! Did you see that sign..

Man:
No, I did not, I wish you would stop looking around and concentrate on
the task at hand. I mean you are so chicken brained at times that you
will tell me what the woman in the next car is wearing but not what is
there right in front of your eyes.

After traveling half a kilometer?

Man: Oh! No when did they block this road? And why is there no sign?

Woman:
That's precisely what I was trying to tell you half a kilometer back.
If only you would stop looking at maps and look around a bit more you
would not miss the obvious.
(Smirk, smirk)

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