Him and Her

Woman: You know all my conversations with him can be managed with a fixed set of responses:

Oh yeah!, Hmmm, Ok, That’s Great, Hmm – Saves me a lot of energy and effort, since I don’t even have to hear what he is saying.

And the best thing is he thinks I am a terrific listener!


Man: You know there is a great match on the telly today

Woman: Oh Yeah!

Man: Tendulkar might be playing today.

Woman: Hmmm

Man: Though bhajji is doubtful

Woman: Ok

Man: Think will get some coke and catch the whole match

Woman: That’s great

Man: I wish they would not give so many advertisements though

Woman: Hmm…

Man: I think Dravid is the man to watch out for this time.

Woman: Hmm..


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Man: You know most of my conversations with her can be managed if I just say You look great and You don’t look fat after every one sentence and Yes, You are Right the rest of the time. That way I never have to hear what she is saying.

Woman: I brought a new dress should I show it to you?

Man: Yes

Woman: Actually I am wearing it – so obviously you did not notice. Do I look fat in it?

Man: You look great.

Woman: I know you are flattering me.

Man: Yes

Woman: Yes????

Man: You don’t look fat at all.

Woman: You know X told me today that I have great taste.

Man: Yes that’s right

Woman: I always manage to pick the right colour and cut.

Man: Yes

Woman: But I still think I look fat in it.

Man: You look great.

Woman: It is the pick of the season.

Man: Yes, you are right as always....